I think we can all agree that the Great British Bake Off is the single best television concept ever devised. If not? Well, you can I can still be friends, we just won’t have something in common.
I got into the Great Canadian Baking Show last year as 1) it’s a spin-off of the greatest TV show ever 2) one of the bakers (Vandana) was from the city I was living in at the time and 3) even before I started trying my hand in the kitchen, I liked watching shows about food. (Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives is likewise fantastic).
On last week’s episode, Megan broke out a family hand-pie recipe that looked absolutely right up my alley. As the recipe called for a lard crust, and I don’t have of that kicking around (lard? really?) I decided to take on the challenge with a twist, following the suggestion of the judge Rochelle who thought a brioche dough would be a great compliment to these. Not familiar with brioche? Join the club. Here’s a hint, it doesn’t use lard. Lots of butter and eggs. It’s quite sticky to work with, was kind of a pain, but DANG I enjoyed making and eating these.
So Megan’s recipe is linked above. I’ll hit you with my alterations as we go here, starting with the dough.
First thing I did was ignore her dough recipe as I was going to try a brioche. Some googling took me to this recipe:
Easy Brioche
This recipe seemed to have a much shorter rise/proof time than a lot of other ones I found. That seemed like a good thing as I was starting this after lunch and wanted them ready for dinner.
Now the measurements are in grams (which is not how I roll) but with my kitchen scale I sorted it out. Basically you’re looking at 4 cups flour, 1 cup milk, a stick of butter and so on. As I don’t have a mixer, there was a lot of stirring by hand, and then I just kneaded it until the butter was all worked through before setting aside to rise. Following the first rise, I punched it down, dumped onto a floured surface and rolled it out. Now, if you’re looking at Megan’s recipe, it’s calling for 6 cups flour. It’s also calling for 1.5 lbs of beef. I had 1 lb of beef handy and my dough had 4 cups flour…that seemed to be a good sign that we’d really be working with 2/3 of a recipe. Hers called for 24 pies when it was all said and done. I’m not the best judge of how big hers wound up being, but when I was rolling out the dough I basically just went with 12 pizza pop style pies and did a stuff and fold ‘perogy style’. One, because I’m lazy. Two, because have I mentioned the dough was really sticky? It was quite a bit of hassle and I felt that cutting a bottom and a top and fitting them together would be a bit beyond my present level of skill and patience. I guess if I was really going for a 2/3 yield to her original recipe, I’d be looking at 18 finished pies, but, I went bigger. The dough stretched out and contained more filling than I had expected, so I maybe could have got to 16 pies? Live and learn.
I rolled out 12 circles of dough, let them rest for a few minutes and then added the filling, crimped them and added an egg white wash. I then let them rest a while as I sprinkled the tops with toasted sesame seeds, bacon crumble, and some leftover shredded cheese and then tossed them into the oven as per the brioche dough recipe. It called for 10 minutes, swap racks/turn, then another 10 minutes. Overall, I left them in for about 35 minutes I think. Again, my oven cooks ‘slow’, and with the filling inside, it took longer for the dough to bake through. Leave them in until the dough has a nice golden brown top, which if your oven is consistent would probably be 15 minutes on one rack, before changing racks and rotating for the next 15 on the other.
That’s the dough and the bake. For the filling, I followed things pretty closely there. We use turkey bacon, so I diced it up and then fried it while I was working on everything else. The pickles were a bit of a pain to cut up. Honestly, we usually have a jar of the dill bits relish kicking around, for some reason we were out, so that has since been rectified and I’ll just use that next time. The filling is quite flavourful and tasty. I think I’ll use a bit more cheese next time, possible a little less salt. Between the cheese, meat, pickle and bacon, there’s definitely a lot in there.
The dip! Basically you’re making Big Mac sauce. Homemade, but, that’s the flavour you’re looking for. I didn’t have French dressing, so a quick google told me that ketchup, sugar, white vinegar and a splash of lemon juice along with the rest of the ingredients already going into this sauce would do the trick. It worked. It’s tasty.
Overall, the kids loved them. A bit less on the pickle was the only request. Okay. I’ll take that!
On the side I did some french fries (what’s a burger without fries?) and some cola. Yeah, call it a ‘cheat day’ if you want. Sometimes you just need some fun food.
-g